Do you contemplate ending world hunger? Or how to fix climate change? Does Brexit worry you?

I had a couple of thoughts today, other than wondering why I hadn’t taken out the thermal lining on my textile jacket on what turns out to be the hottest day of 2019 so far.

My first thought came to me whilst filtering through heavy traffic on the A419 this morning and was about farting on a motorbike. Does every rider do that? Fart I mean, not filter! I guess so, but then who gets to hear it or even smell it. Is there any sense of satisfaction?

My second thought, or observation, was why am I smelling cigarette smoke when passing a secondary school at around 3.10pm today and all I can see are school kids? I don’t normally pass schools at kicking out time but I did this afternoon! I guess its a sign of the times eventhough I presumed smoking was on the decline! Live’n’learn I suppose!

Right, back to the housework!